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A Simple Look at a Not-So-Simple Life

From the Offering Plate:

Given yesterday was a wad of cash – I’m guessing around $100 – inside a notecard saying: “Lord, I won this gambling at the Steeplechase last week on several horses. I’ll let the church take the guilt.”

Yes, I know who gave it. Yes, he is a jokester. And yes, heaven help us all, he is one of my elders!

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3 thoughts on “From the Offering Plate:

  1. Oh, Lord! That is so funny!Reminds me of my guilt over seeing some fellow church members at the casinos in Atlantic City. We all silently covenanted to never speak of it.

  2. Oh, Lord! That is so funny!

    Reminds me of my guilt over seeing some fellow church members at the casinos in Atlantic City. We all silently covenanted to never speak of it.

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